L.A.ist reports on a mini-earthquake in Newhall, Santa Clarita, which is pretty much the area I'm hoping to move to. Yikes! To be fair, there isn't anyplace that's truly disaster-free in California.
Let's see if you can match the region to its life-threatening scenario.
4. Traffic-clogging Awards Ceremonies
D) The Valley
E) Malibu (yep, it "wins" twice)
Luckily we also have miles of beaches, bike trails, mountains, restaurants, awesome movie theaters and outdoor shopping centers to prevent us from reflecting too often on the darker possibilities. But I'm ready for the suburbs, baby.