Thursday, June 3, 2010

Questions to Ponder While Stuck in Traffic on the 405

1. How did the graffiti artist get up that high?
      a) Why is the word "Wucky" spray-painted on the side of that truck? Was the creator a Wookiee fan who can't spell? Or is it an homage to Russell Brand's "My Booky Wook"?

2. Will I be able to drive 6 miles in 40 minutes? *

3. Would walking be faster, at this point?

4. Why is the guy in front of me letting everyone into our lane????

5. Is the 101 interchange the root of all evil?

6. Who is "Dr. Gutter, Inc." and does he have a PhD?

7. What genius coined the term "rush" hour? The same person responsible for the phrase "short sale"?

8. And finally, How much does the bus cost, and where do I catch it?

* No, no I will not.


  1. I am laughing so hard. I hate that guy who lets everyone into the lane. Sure, it's fine to be nice every once and a while, but not when it slows down hundreds of people behind you. :)

    Your commute sounds terrible. You really should look into the bus, then at least you could read while you travel.

  2. I think it's okay to let out one person, but you are right it's frustrating when the guy in front of you lets everyone out...

    You could live here...10 cars are considered a traffic jam. LOL

  3. Funny stuff, Sarah:)

    Your patience far exceeds mine!

  4. Natalie was right. These were hilarious.

    One time I was behind a jeep during rush hour and there was a baby tiger in a cage in the back of the jeep. My thought was, "So cute, but why isn't he in the jungle?"