2. A cooperative, sleepy baby who'll take naps so you can work.
|Okay, so I'm not exactly working.|
3. A sense of humor. My all-time favorite line edit concerns whether a character would be eating Pop-Tarts vs Toaster Strudels. (It's an issue of icing.) We've both done research and a winner will be crowned any day now.*
|And in this corner...|
|Watch out for the Dough Boy. He'll cut ya.|
*Unsurprisingly, Maggie was correct.
**Now I sound like a meth head